Changing the world

Just say NO! to tree sex!

Millions of people in the USA are suffering due to immoral trees pollinating each other during the spring. These trees are performing sexual reproduction without the benefit of MATRIMONY! This has got to stop!

Sexual reproduction outside of wedlock will lead these trees straight to HELL and they will take us, the taxpayers of AMERICA with them if we don't stop them from flaunting their fornication! Every spring, trees and weeds which haven't so much as talked to a clergyman in their lifetime release their foul pollen into the air, dropping their disgusting seed on the ground like Onan. And we, the moral folks of the USA must suffer sneezing, wheezing, swollen eyes, and runny noses thanks to these hell bound plants.

How can we save our nation from this immorality and save ourselves from false idols like Benedryll and Allegra?

We must teach these trees that reproduction must be done with the male organ on top of the female organ, under the sheets, in a bedroom, instead of out in public like some deviant pervert. We must go forth and show these trees that their tree sex MUST be done only after marriage. We must marry these little hippie flower children and save them and ourselves from HELL! Only then will our suffering end.

 

(Yeah, allergy medicine does weird things to me.)

Tuesday Twoplay...just finished "Bela Lugosi's Dead" and "So Alive" (Rich, you're rehired, I didn't know either), and currently in between "Temple of Love" and "This Corrosion". OH MY GAWD! I'M HAVING A GOTH-GASM!!!

(Um, that's just scary. Someone come shoot me.)