Changing the world

but this is the first time I've had a chance.

I thought I was paranoid until I started talking with Greg at work.
As I'm sure many of you know, the Mayan calender ends in December 2012. According to my own research, that marks the end of the 6th sun. Supposedly, the last 5 suns have had the qualities associated with them. Now, Greg was telling me the other night that he heard that the sun is now burning helium rather than hydrogen, so now the light is different. He claims that this means the light has changed and plant life will start dying off, followed by the animals not long after. Personally, I haven't heard anything like that, but what do I know?
Of course, with some of the other research I've been doing into conspiracy and unexplained phenomena, this gets some interesting things going on in my mind. For instance, what if, like Charles Fort suggested, we are just breeding stock for extraterrestrials? If the concepts is psycho-fundy-Xtianity are correct, that would give us the conclusion that when the rapture happens, all the psycho xtians will be lifted up by aliens to be used in breeding experements to avoid planetary extinction. The mind boggles.
See, the problem with conspiracy and phenomena is that it makes sense at 3:00 in the morning when you read it. Like the theory that the Masons are doing the gnostic thing by trying to end the world to recreate it in a perfect way. Or aliens helped us jump a few rungs in evolution.
Oi Vey!