*ducks in advance*

[gangrel_pri]

My new boyfriend is driving me nuts.

He colored my favorite white lamp shade bright blue.

So now I'm forced to Rage! Rage! Against the dyeing of the light!

Comments

[sissalem.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

What, you didn't think it was punny enough?

[sissalem.livejournal.com]

*sigh* It as all rather sad. So sad.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Sorry dear. I was trying to bing a laugh or at least a groan to my flist today:)

[sissalem.livejournal.com]

:) silly.

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*slowly shaking head....holds out pun jar*

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

That was awful *chuckling*

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

well, technically, it came out of a Pearls Before Swine strip I read in a collection last night. It was just too bad not to use on here.

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*still chuckling*

[brighty18.livejournal.com]

Dylan Thomas is going to haunt you now...

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

I'll have to stock up on ale then:)

[brighty18.livejournal.com]

Any excuse, right?

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

More or less. Like my D&D characters, I spend my platinum on Ale and Whores.

[brighty18.livejournal.com]

Male whores, I assume - not wenches.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. either that or I wind up playing a female cleric and tell random people in Inn, "Is that a sword in your scabbard, or are you just happy to see me?"

[litharriel.livejournal.com]

You're terrible... And Dylan Thomas is spinning in his grave as we speak...

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Well, according to his bio, he's probably well preserved to spin... Evidently his drinking was legendary.

[litharriel.livejournal.com]

Pickled poet... Yummy.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled poets?

[litharriel.livejournal.com]

See, now that's something I've never understood... Doesn't it imply by the simple fact that they're pickled that they've already been picked...?

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

I'd assume, 'cause it's hard to soak things in vinegar on the vine...

[litharriel.livejournal.com]

Exactly my point! So, how can you pick a pickled poet if he's already been picked in order to be pickled?

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

duck duck goose?;)

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Sorry:)

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Dear.


GAWD.

*dies is ded*

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

*Drops flowers on the corpse**Then pulls an Anna Madrigal and leaves a joint*

[primavera.livejournal.com]

Wow, your life is hard.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

'Twas a poor jest.

Actually not dating anyone right now, particularly since the last guy I went on a date with likes muscles relaxers.

[primavera.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was a joke. Sorry. Please blame morning muddle-headedness.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

No worries. I have the same problem most days when I read LJ:)

[snakypoet]

*Groan.*

Ducking in advance is very good policy.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know. I just enjoy punning people on occasion.

I kind of wish I had a quick enough mind to participate in pun threads.

[snakypoet]

I wish I had a quick enough mind for any kind of repartee.