In case you hadn't heard...
Aug. 13th, 2002 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gangrel_priColumbus, OH (Rooters)-
The "Motor City Madman" is dead, cause of death unknown.
Ted Nugent died on stage this evening at the Ohio State Fair. Current cause of death is unknown. The rock star collapsed after suffering multiple wounds, some appearing to be antler shaped, others like arrow wounds. The star was also found to have been choking on his microphone, as well as having an AK-47 lodged up his anus. No word from the coroner if the gun had been discharged.
In a related story, a 5-point buck with large antlers was reported to be stalking the fair grounds earlier, as was Ozzy Osborn, who was reported to be seen at the Fair's Archery Range muttering about "that [ed] redneck who called me [ed]".
The "Motor City Madman" is dead, cause of death unknown.
Ted Nugent died on stage this evening at the Ohio State Fair. Current cause of death is unknown. The rock star collapsed after suffering multiple wounds, some appearing to be antler shaped, others like arrow wounds. The star was also found to have been choking on his microphone, as well as having an AK-47 lodged up his anus. No word from the coroner if the gun had been discharged.
In a related story, a 5-point buck with large antlers was reported to be stalking the fair grounds earlier, as was Ozzy Osborn, who was reported to be seen at the Fair's Archery Range muttering about "that [ed] redneck who called me [ed]".
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Date: 2002-08-13 08:02 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-08-13 08:09 pm (UTC)His music wasn't that bad, but his on stage conversation was.