Things I've learned in 26 years

[gangrel_pri]

1) IcyHot is not a good sexual lubricant. Nor is hand lotion. Nor is beer.

2) A parent is someone you want to hug and to kill at the same time.

3) Being an uncle is a good thing.

4) You're only as old as you feel. Which makes me 75.

5) We eventually turn into our parents.

6) It's only a cliche if someone recognizes it as such.

7) Pizza is good as an occasional treat. Eaten every day, it becomes flavourless.

8) A job is something a monkey could do.

9) Your friends turn into your family.

10) Don't hesistate to try something new. You'll always wonder otherwise.

11) Love the one you're with.

12) Never drink 5 shots of straight Tequila in less than 20 minutes, regardless of who your ex is dating.

13) Rationalization is more important than sex.

14) No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.

15) Never live with someone you want to remain friends with.

Comments

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I swear I don't know what they were thinking when they stuck Teasha and I in a tiny room.

I was gone in three months, moved into a room with rizzo41, and had a wonderful 2.5 years after that. Yay!

I don't hate Teasha. I don't even know her. But why she would get up at 7:00, put on MTV's "The Grind," go into the bathroom, get ready, come back to the room, and shut it off is beyond me.

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

My issues with Donald stem from his unique ability to have sex when I was trying to sleep, as well as the 3 orgies he threw while we lived in a double.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

GROSS!!!

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[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. Of couse he started hating me when I got to write the Lambda by-laws and constitution, which at the time prevented him from taking over without a vote...