Things I've learned in 26 years
Aug. 12th, 2002 12:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gangrel_pri1) IcyHot is not a good sexual lubricant. Nor is hand lotion. Nor is beer.
2) A parent is someone you want to hug and to kill at the same time.
3) Being an uncle is a good thing.
4) You're only as old as you feel. Which makes me 75.
5) We eventually turn into our parents.
6) It's only a cliche if someone recognizes it as such.
7) Pizza is good as an occasional treat. Eaten every day, it becomes flavourless.
8) A job is something a monkey could do.
9) Your friends turn into your family.
10) Don't hesistate to try something new. You'll always wonder otherwise.
11) Love the one you're with.
12) Never drink 5 shots of straight Tequila in less than 20 minutes, regardless of who your ex is dating.
13) Rationalization is more important than sex.
14) No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
15) Never live with someone you want to remain friends with.
2) A parent is someone you want to hug and to kill at the same time.
3) Being an uncle is a good thing.
4) You're only as old as you feel. Which makes me 75.
5) We eventually turn into our parents.
6) It's only a cliche if someone recognizes it as such.
7) Pizza is good as an occasional treat. Eaten every day, it becomes flavourless.
8) A job is something a monkey could do.
9) Your friends turn into your family.
10) Don't hesistate to try something new. You'll always wonder otherwise.
11) Love the one you're with.
12) Never drink 5 shots of straight Tequila in less than 20 minutes, regardless of who your ex is dating.
13) Rationalization is more important than sex.
14) No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
15) Never live with someone you want to remain friends with.
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Date: 2002-08-12 10:59 am (UTC)