Writer's Block: Some words to live by...

[gangrel_pri]

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They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evenin' servin' chowder and iced tea.

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (yee haw!).
I could've seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
so you don't end sellin' fish to tourists in t-shirts

In other news, mom tried to tell me she can drive to Indianapolis from Urbana in an hour. If that's true, she needs to join the NASCAR circuit.

Comments

[adoraluna.livejournal.com]

That song is constantly stuck in my head. Thanks for putting it there again.

LOL

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Better that one than the other 2 they've since come up with.

[adoraluna.livejournal.com]

I like the car one.

"Now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact"

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

F-R-E-E that spells free creditreport dot com baby...

[child-of-scota.livejournal.com]

*cackle* That's awesome.

I found you through X's LJ and added you to my Friend's List. Please check me out and add me too, if you wanna : )

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself added to the (occasional) madhouse:)

[child-of-scota.livejournal.com]

Excellent : D

[sissalem.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Now I have that stuckin my head. Again. First time this morning when I first read your blog, and now again. I oughta smack you upside the head!!!!!! :P

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Kinky.

[sissalem.livejournal.com]

I'll show you kinky if you get that song stuck in my head again. Only you won't like my kinky!

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Well, don't read the post then;)

Driving to Indy in an hour....

[spookshow1313.livejournal.com]

It can be done. But only if you're really skilled and there's light traffic (i.e. between midnight and six a.m. when I did it) and no cops on the backroads.

I don't know about your mom's skills, seeing as she got in a fender bender a few weeks ago. Did she tell you? Cops couldn't determine who was at fault, but I'm betting it wasn't Jan. The other lady involved has a traffic record as long as my forearm.

Re: Driving to Indy in an hour....

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

No, actually she didn't. Then again, mom has a bad tendency to not tell me anything. Or calling after she's been released from the hospital to let me know she was admitted.