been trying to drop hints to one of the locals about his low chances

[gangrel_pri]

So, I'm making his dumb ass a playlist of songs. See if you can add a few titles.

"Dancin With Myself"-Billy Idol
"She-Bop"-Cyndi Lauper
"You Make Me High"-Toni Braxton
"Blister in the Sun"-Violent Femmes
"I Touch Myself"-The DiVinyls

I know there's more songs about being...er...master of your domain out there, I just forget them.

Feel free to comment with the ones I'm missing. So I can tell this guy to go fuck himself:)

Comments

[adoraluna.livejournal.com]

Turning Japanese by the Vapors.

*shrug*

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten that one. Mind you, I didn't realize back in the day...it topoks gothic_oreo to point it out over coffee.

[singleentendre.livejournal.com]

Supposedly, Madonna's "Secret" is supposed to be about masturbation ("happiness lies in your own hand...").

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Never even thought about that. Mind you, I hated that entire album thanks to Michelle singing it off key for hours at a time...

(she lived across the wall from me in my Freshman dorm.)

[culturalvacuum.livejournal.com]

Now get ready for him to spectacularly miss the point and assume that the playlist means that you have been touching yourself thinking about him . . . .

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Not if I title it something like GO F**K YERSELF!:)

[primavera.livejournal.com]

"Icicle" - Tori Amos

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

never heard that one. Hmm...may have to go find it now.

[supervenusfreak.livejournal.com]

Two more here. Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy", and Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax"...

Not that I ever would do such a thing...

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. But I thought Frankie was refering to Boy George and Jon Moss's shenanigans during that era...

[supervenusfreak.livejournal.com]

Now that is one story that I have never heard...

[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

No flippin' idea. British pop in the 80's seems to have been something akin to an American Bathhouse in the 70's.