*snort*

From a discussion on Glen Beck's most recent diatribe...

God = Galactus/S.H.I.E.L.D/Apocalypse/any overpowered hero
Egyptians = Nazis
Moses = Captain America
Aaron = Bucky
Elijah = Storm
Solomon = Professor Xavier
David = Cyclops
Elisha = Kraven The Hunter
Ehud = Wolverine
Samson = Hulk