Baaaaah!!!!

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

*chortle*

Via meganphntmgrl who posted it in hp_commonroom and had it posted in metaquotes where I found it.

WHO'S THE GREASY, GRUDGING ASS
INTIMIDATIN' HIS POTIONS CLASS?
SNAPE!

DAMN RIGHT!

WHO'S THE MAN WHO GIVES THEM HELL
AND TELLS THEM THAT THEY WON'T NEED SPELLS?
SNAPE!

CAN YOU DIG IT?

WHO'S THE HEAD OF SLYTHERIN HOUSE
MAKIN' ALL THE GRYFFINDORS GROUSE?
SNAPE!

RIGHT ON!

THEY SAY THIS CAT SNAPE IS A RIGHT ASSHOLE-
SHUT YO MOUTH!
I'M JUST TALKIN' BOUT SNAPE.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

HE'S A COMPLICATED MAN
WHO'S PROBABLY NEVER SLEPT WITH A WOMAN*
SEVERUS SNAPE!




*Or a man, either. Seriously, bitter virgin alert.