Ganked from mzwyndi

A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.

(Warning: I'm shitty with quotes, so some of these are paraphrases.)

1) Show me a happy homosexual and I'll show you a dead homosexual. Boys in the Band mynamestitch

2) You make murder sound so sexual. Threesome mynamestitch

3) I threw the fucking map in the fucking river! Blair With Project starrchilde

4) They said you got married down at he Unitarian Church in a Star Wars wedding. And you're the butch and you're the bitch! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back mynamestitch

5) There's only us, there's only this, forget the past. RENT iuchiyoshi

6) Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Heathers spookshow1313 and mzwyndi

7) It's not beastiality, it's interspecies erotica. Clerks II spookshow1313

8) There's only one way to resolve this. We all have to sleep together. Chasing Amy starrchilde and spookshow1313

9) Jack Nasty is more like it. Brokeback Mountain avahgdu

10) That's why I manually masturbate small animals for artificial insemination. Clerks mzwyndi

11) That's funny, the head got so much better in October. GO mynamestitch

12) My plastic surgeon says I shouldn't have balls flying at my face. Well, there goes your social life. Clueless starrchilde

13) The Klaus Barbie museum opened in... Rat Race ninjafatboy

14) I'm not a fat girl in the water! The Poseiden Adventure avahgdu

15) This is how I became the internationally ignored superstar barely standing before you. Hedwig and the Angry Inch avahgdu

16) Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? Who lives on Drury Lane? Shrek avahgdu