Weird day

So, Dave happened to be driving by right when I walked out the door. Always makes my day get off to a good start.

Work was so so. Nice and Dead.

I have so much to do tomorrow, and last night I had a dream that Erin and rich came after me with butter knives because I had a tub of peanut butter in my hands. I think I'll go buy more while I'm out tomorrow.

Too good to pass up...

Courtesy of jo_munch, 15 things not to do or say while watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

1. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
2. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
3. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
4. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
5. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
6. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
7. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
9. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
10. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
11. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
12. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
13. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
14. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
15. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"