You don't wanna know.

invisible_sun planted the seeds for this in a comment he made to the Gangster trio last night.

Here's part one of a little story I like to call ( The Maltese Dildo )

I'm really hoping the dirty mindedness that went into the first part came through ok. I'd hate to think not everyone on my friend list has a dirty mind. And yes, I'm well aware I'm ripping off just about every hard-boiled spoff in exsistance. But isn't it FUN?

Past that, nothing new here. The excitement of my day was doing laundry.