I though Apocamon was scary

A friend of mine sent this to the LARP webgroup.

RPGs are the way to HELL!

Oh yeah, when you get there, click on sermons and read down to the link. The link leads to a .pdf comic on the evils of RPGs. Not to mention spoliers on Demon:The Fallen from White Wolf later this year.

I wish our LARP had wild orgies and demon worship afterwards. It certainly would liven up the game a bit.

Borrowed from jo_munch, who I don't think I formally welcomed..

15 Things to Do At Wal-Mart while your Partner is taking their sweet time...

1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-min intervals.

3) Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her, in a very official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares,"

5) Insist that you must put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6) Move "Caution Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7) Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell everyone who stops to stare that you won't invite them in unless they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8) When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"

9) Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are sold.

11) Dark around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

12) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.

13) Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, in a very high voice, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!"

15) Go into the fitting room and yell, loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"