Well, Angie my flame dame and I made our way to the Ohio State Fair after Steve informed me that I should come in tomorrow rather than today.
Well, we were going to start at the Krispy Kreme Haunted House, but the Buckeye building flooded during the 15 minute hurricane that came through earlier in the afternoon. So, we made our way to the Belgian Horse show by way of the petting zoo, which Angie loved and I just kind of stared at the male riders.
After that, we went back to the Haunted House, which was finally open again. I now have claw marks in my arm from her death grip. Let me see if I can explain this. They rigged up animatronic beasts that would pop out if you stepped on a pressue sensitive pad in the "scene rooms". They also had a few people in costume wandering around who walked through walls to scare the piss out of people. May I also mention that the maze waas HUGE? Well Angie actually got so scaraed at one point that she fell down trying to get away from a 12 year old girl in a cloak. I in the meantime, was having a blast laughing at her, particularly after figuring out where the pressure pads were and letting Angie step on them.
After that, I had a big ass Italian Sausage sandwich, fries, etc. Then after we ate, we got on the "Mad Mouse". the Mouse isn't that scarey as a mini-coaster, but the car spins on the turns.
And then we hit one of the kiddie funhouses. I still have mad balance. So, then we went and got our fair sugar. MMM funnel cake, elephant ears, and caramel apples. Sugar Buzz. So Angie drags me on "Gravitron", the ride where centifugal force platers you to a wall. That was kind of fun, because they had a live dj spinning in the ride itself.
And after that, Angie got even with me for "dragging" her on spinny rides by dragging me onto the Ferris Wheel. I hate those things. And as our last ride, we rode the Merry-Go-Round. After that, we walked around for a while, before coming here so she could learn to do her job. (She works in customer service for Time-Warner, we taught her to use the digi-box).
Now I'm home, and buzzed out on sugar. Did I mention that I spent $20 defending my manhood to some fast talking carny so I could win her a stuffed animal?
Well, we were going to start at the Krispy Kreme Haunted House, but the Buckeye building flooded during the 15 minute hurricane that came through earlier in the afternoon. So, we made our way to the Belgian Horse show by way of the petting zoo, which Angie loved and I just kind of stared at the male riders.
After that, we went back to the Haunted House, which was finally open again. I now have claw marks in my arm from her death grip. Let me see if I can explain this. They rigged up animatronic beasts that would pop out if you stepped on a pressue sensitive pad in the "scene rooms". They also had a few people in costume wandering around who walked through walls to scare the piss out of people. May I also mention that the maze waas HUGE? Well Angie actually got so scaraed at one point that she fell down trying to get away from a 12 year old girl in a cloak. I in the meantime, was having a blast laughing at her, particularly after figuring out where the pressure pads were and letting Angie step on them.
After that, I had a big ass Italian Sausage sandwich, fries, etc. Then after we ate, we got on the "Mad Mouse". the Mouse isn't that scarey as a mini-coaster, but the car spins on the turns.
And then we hit one of the kiddie funhouses. I still have mad balance. So, then we went and got our fair sugar. MMM funnel cake, elephant ears, and caramel apples. Sugar Buzz. So Angie drags me on "Gravitron", the ride where centifugal force platers you to a wall. That was kind of fun, because they had a live dj spinning in the ride itself.
And after that, Angie got even with me for "dragging" her on spinny rides by dragging me onto the Ferris Wheel. I hate those things. And as our last ride, we rode the Merry-Go-Round. After that, we walked around for a while, before coming here so she could learn to do her job. (She works in customer service for Time-Warner, we taught her to use the digi-box).
Now I'm home, and buzzed out on sugar. Did I mention that I spent $20 defending my manhood to some fast talking carny so I could win her a stuffed animal?