Weddings galore!

Ya'll have already heard me bitch about Ria's wedding on Saturday, but it now turns out I have two more to go!

Mary A. (That's how she's known), another of my many cousins is getting married June 18th in St Louis, and my friend Josh is getting married August 31st. That last one I actually get to wear a monkey suit! :)

Sorry, I could care less about the drama in my family, but fer cryin' out lound, how often do my friends get married?

I'm also really pathetically amused by some other drama which I can't go in to here, mainly because one of the people involved in said drama reads this occasionally.

Ah well, I have to be up early tomorrow, so I'm off to dream of Hayden Christensen (aka Aniken Skywalker) and Ewan MacGregor (aka Obi-Wan Kenobi). Oh to be part of a Jedi sandwich.:)

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

BLARGH!

May my evil uncle Paul rot in the hell of being skinned alive for all eternity!

I haven't even mase it to Cincy yet, and he's already firing across the port bow!

FUCK YOU UNCLE PAUL!

I'm taking the only bus that gets me there in time. I wanted to ask mom a question, not have you bitch at me for 10 minutes about what a stoopid fag I am.

May your afterlife involve red hot pokers and obnoxious people who can't stop critisizing you, you fat bastard.

Hell, you've pissed me off to the point where I can't even come up with a damnation bad enough for you.