Pagan humor

> WWAD? (A= Artemis) Turn him into a stag to be torn apart
> by his
> barking hounds.
>
> WWAD? (A= Athena) Stare him down (then beat the crap out
> of
> them...in a logical manner).
>
> WWAD? (A= Apollo) Test their musical skills...in a fair
> contest.
>
> WWAD? (A= Aphrodite) Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite
>
> do?
>
> WWAD? (A= Astarte) Make love AND war.
>
> WWBD? (B= Bacchus) Get them drunk and turn them into
> dolphins.
>
> WWBD? (B= Britannia) Rule!
>
> WWBD? (B= Buddha) Does it matter? If you are enlightened
> it
> doesn't. If you are not enlightened it still doesn't.
>
> WWCD? (C= Ceres) Discuss it calmly while holding a
> scythe.
>
> WWCD? (C= Cerridwen) Stir it up one more time.
>
> WWCD? (C= Chaos) No one is quite sure...but it will be
> messy
> and...interesting.
>
> WWCD? (C= Cthulhu) Does it matter? No one will survive
> anyway.
>
> WWDD? (D= Demeter) Lay waste to your lands if you don't
> have
> her daughter back by 10 PM! (And don't even THINK of
> laying a
> hand on her!)
>
> WWDD? (D= Discordia) Here...have an apple...IF you are
> the
> fairest!
>
> WWED? (E= Ereshkigal) Strip them and hang them on a hook
> to
> rot.
>
> WWTED? (TE= The Eleusinians) It's a mystery!
>
> WWFD? (F= Flora) Say it with flowers.
>
> WWFD? (F= Fortuna) Play the lottery.
>
> WWGD? (G= Gaia) Remind them to worship the ground they
> stand on.
>
> WWGD? (G= Ganesha) Saddle up his rat.
>
> WWHD? (H= Hades) Tell them to go to Hell.
>
> WWHD? (H= Hecate) Show them the right path...or is it the
> left?
>
> WWHD? (H= Hera) Get jealous.
>
> WWHD? (H= Hercules) Labor to come up with an answer.
>
> WWHD? (H= Herne) Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
>
> WWJD? (J= Janus) Look the other way.
>
> WWJD? (J= Jupiter) Strike them down with a bolt from the
> blue.
>
> WWKD? (K= Kali) Tear out their beating heart, drink their
> blood
> and dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as
> jewelry.
>
> WWKD? (K= Kwan Yin) Show them some mercy.
>
> WWLD? (L= Loki) Turn left at the next street, buy five
> chickens,
> "borrow" some jewelry, change into a seal, and steal some
>
> apples. For starters.
>
> WWLD? (L= Luna) Moon them!
>
> WWMD? (M= Mithras) Cut the bull!
>
> WWMD? (M= Mars) Suit up for battle.
>
> WWMD? (M= Mercury) Change his mind...again.
>
> WWND? (N= Narcissus) Huh? Is there someone else here?
>
> WWPD? (P= Pan) Tell them to pipe down or f*** off.
>
> WWPD? (P= Pluto) Hump Minnie's leg.
>
> WWPD? (P= Priapus) Rise to the occasion.
>
> WWSD? (S= Sekhmet) Drown her sorrows in blood.
>
> WWSD? (S= Set) You don't want to know, and it won't be
> nice.
>
> WWSD? (S= Shiva) Smoke some weed and dance the night
> away.
>
> WWTD? (T= Thor) Hammer it out.
>
> WWVD? (V= Vesta) Keep the home fires burning.
>
> WWVD? (V= Vulcan) Live long and prosper.
>
> WWYD? (Y= Yahweh) "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the
> burning
> bush already! OY!"
>
> WWZD? (Z= Zeus) By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!
>

Today (yeah really original)

Well, theroetically, yesterday now...

Hmm, went to lunch at Wendy's with mom . I love my mother dearly, but the woman knows just how to drive the knife in somedays. I was having such a pleasant conversation about her childhood, and she out of nowhere brings up that my brother has quit smoking. Go Rich. Rah rah rah. *rolls eyes while making jerking motion* No offense towards my brother, and congrats to him, but I'm sick of it. I know mom's happy 'cause I'm here and making sometihing out of my life, but I'm so sick of hearing about my brother's good life. Mine sucks some days. I'm human. My brother and I have never been all that close to begin with. I swear, the only thing we have in common anymore is Star Wars. I guess I still haven't forgiven him for all the shit he caused in high school. You know, I never ran to mom with all of his sexual escapades...he walks in on me with one guy, and you'd think the world has ended.

Enough about Richard. There are few things I still feel bitter about, and he is one of them.

Well, work was dull, and I came home and caught 6 feet Under, since I managed to miss it last night. Then as I was flipping through channels, I ran across Edge Of 17, one of those gay coming of age stories my old rooommate used to bitch about watching. I bring home people dying at the edge of a chainsaw, he loved it. I bring home a tender gay love story, he calls me a fag. I never said a word about his hentai collection.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. I have to go vote today, and I have a few other things to accomplish.

I am such a geek

I just bought Episode II tickets. Admittedly, not the 12:01 AM show (I could have, but I'm taking mom and Richard), but still opening day at 12:30 PM. This can be seen as a step down since I was among to die hards who caught the 3:00 AM. opening night of Episode I. Our thoughts at the time were to let the Johnny-come-latelies get in their costumes for the 12:01 and 12:30 AM shows, and us normal, rabid, die hards would be at the 3AM and 4AM shows. What none of us realized was that Jar-Jar (may he have a painful death in Ep II was going to be such a bitch to understand that early in the morning.
Oh, and I voted today. Kinda pails in comparison. *ducks the rifle shot of my High School Gov't teacher*