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gangrel_pri ([personal profile] gangrel_pri) wrote2007-11-02 03:09 pm
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Socio-political rant that started out about bath products

I'm trying hard to figure out what the big deal is about loofas, squeegies, and liquid soap. I mean, really. I grew up using either Dial or Ivory bar soap. And I've been using them for about 32 years now. Really, I always assumed the liquid soap/squeege method of bathing was for the femme females, the ones who enjoy smelling a bit like a fruit salad covered in honey and milk. You know, kind of a personal "I am Goddess, hear me ROAR" moment for the generation that prefers showers over Calgon baths.

The problem being I've been noticing the trend is catching on with men of my aquaintence now. Mind you, [livejournal.com profile] adagiogray and John aren't exactly pillars of masculinity, but my friend Eddie is fairly butch and I know he had one of those heating clay facial masks. Or my suite mate in college, who played on the Basketball team.

I mean really, my only truely fru-fru bath product is my shampoo, and that's only because I hate the scent of what mom used to call "the green stuff" like Pert and Prell. And I know NO ONE will be smelling my hair that I don't want to, so I can live with an apple shampoo and orange conditioner. And I'll admit to using [livejournal.com profile] stewicked's apricot exfoliant on occasion during the winter when my skin dried out.

I dunno, I guess I'm trying to figure out if switching to a new bathing system is will irrepably damage my self image as a fairly masculine person. I mean I never say I'm str8-acting (I'm not. And generally the folks who say that are also closet cases, and therefore not worth my effort), but I also don't want to come off as SuperFemme the Nelly AVENGER!

Yeah I know, this is the stupidest post I've made in a while.

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] dizzybeautiful.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
lol it makes the whole 'lathering' process easier!! seriously loofahs = awesome. and u don't have the use as much of the body wash vs using ur hands!!

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
This is true. I may have to get a loofa, or just find some non-pomegranate doap to take to John's. Maybe I'll get some of that Old Spice stuff Bruce Campbell is hawking now:)

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] spookshow1313.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Scott uses that stuff and I can attest it does smell awesome and not frilly at all. Plus it gets the grease off him after a long day of stacking semi tractors better than bar soap, although for some days he has to break out the GoJo which has a nice orange scent even if it does have pumice in it.

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2007-11-05 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not a pumice person?

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] spookshow1313.livejournal.com 2007-11-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's scratchy and I have sensitive skin, except on da soles of my feets.

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2007-11-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
The mental image I just had involved beard stubble on your soles.

Not sure how that makes me feel.

Re: as a chick..

[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Er soap.