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gangrel_pri ([personal profile] gangrel_pri) wrote2002-08-13 10:20 pm
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In case you hadn't heard...

Columbus, OH (Rooters)-
The "Motor City Madman" is dead, cause of death unknown.

Ted Nugent died on stage this evening at the Ohio State Fair. Current cause of death is unknown. The rock star collapsed after suffering multiple wounds, some appearing to be antler shaped, others like arrow wounds. The star was also found to have been choking on his microphone, as well as having an AK-47 lodged up his anus. No word from the coroner if the gun had been discharged.
In a related story, a 5-point buck with large antlers was reported to be stalking the fair grounds earlier, as was Ozzy Osborn, who was reported to be seen at the Fair's Archery Range muttering about "that [ed] redneck who called me [ed]".

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[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember that rant very well.

Yeah, I'm still getting hearing back after his concert. The tickets we had were 5 rows back. The music's ok, but the lacture on 2nd amendment rights was unnecessarily long. And he missed his guitar with the flaming arrow.

Someone someplace probably made a skin for him on Deer Avenger...if not, someone should.

James