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gangrel_pri ([personal profile] gangrel_pri) wrote2002-08-12 12:41 am
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Things I've learned in 26 years

1) IcyHot is not a good sexual lubricant. Nor is hand lotion. Nor is beer.

2) A parent is someone you want to hug and to kill at the same time.

3) Being an uncle is a good thing.

4) You're only as old as you feel. Which makes me 75.

5) We eventually turn into our parents.

6) It's only a cliche if someone recognizes it as such.

7) Pizza is good as an occasional treat. Eaten every day, it becomes flavourless.

8) A job is something a monkey could do.

9) Your friends turn into your family.

10) Don't hesistate to try something new. You'll always wonder otherwise.

11) Love the one you're with.

12) Never drink 5 shots of straight Tequila in less than 20 minutes, regardless of who your ex is dating.

13) Rationalization is more important than sex.

14) No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.

15) Never live with someone you want to remain friends with.

[identity profile] westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com 2002-08-12 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, gotta love 'em *lol*

scary thing is....some of them are so true.

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[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2002-08-12 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't know most of 'em from personal experience.

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[identity profile] westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com 2002-08-12 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't feel bad, I can honestly say some of those fit me as well

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[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2002-08-12 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL glad to hear I'm not the only occasionally stupid one on here:)

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[identity profile] westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com 2002-08-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not occasional stupidity, it's occasional creativity *lol*

Just remember.... it's not easy being chessy

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[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2002-08-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL

Chester Cheetah ROX!

And creativity can be ok, but the IcyHot incident is more proof that one should always read labels, even in the heat of passion.

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[identity profile] westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Personally, I've never used IcyHot before, but I can only imagie the pain.... *ouch*

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[identity profile] gangrel-pri.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Um yeah...It was like walking around after riding a horse for a few hours.